What is Greenlandia?
Greenlandia is not your average crypto project. We don't promise Lambos, moon shots, or revolutionary blockchain tech.
We're here for the vibes, the memes, and the community that thrives in the frozen tundra of internet culture.
It's cold. It's green. It's absolutely unhinged.
Pure meme energy. Zero utility. Maximum chaos.
Tokenomics
Simple. Transparent. Ice cold.
No complex charts. No confusing metrics.
Just pure, unfiltered meme tokenomics.
Token & Trading
Get your frozen tokens now
Meme token. No financial advice.
Why Greenlandia?
Because every bull market needs a meme token that doesn't take itself seriously.
It's Cold
Greenland is cold. Crypto markets are cold. We embrace the freeze.
It's Green
The irony of a frozen wasteland named "Greenland" is peak meme energy.
Community First
Built by degens, for degens. No VCs. No influencers. Just vibes.
Pure Chaos
We don't pretend to change the world. We're here for the memes.
The Roadmap
Our journey through the frozen tundra of Web3
Launch token. Build community. Spread the cold.
Partnerships with other meme projects. Marketing chaos.
Full meme singularity. The coldest epoch.
* Roadmap subject to change based on vibes and meme market conditions
Join the Community
The cold never bothered us anyway.
Contract Address
Always verify the contract address on our official social channels
Important Disclaimer
Greenlandia is a meme token created for entertainment purposes only.
• This is NOT financial advice. Do not invest money you cannot afford to lose.
• We make NO promises about profits, utility, or future developments.
• Cryptocurrency is highly volatile. You could lose everything.
• This project is driven by community energy and memes, not business fundamentals.
• Always do your own research (DYOR) before making any investment decisions.
© 2026 Greenlandia. Built with chaos in the frozen Web3 tundra.